I love how everyone at the BBC and on youtube see Dan and Phil as a conjoined unit. TheFineBros put them together when reacting, other YouTubers refer to them as “Dan and Phil” and just overall, no one sees them as separate people anymore and that’s kind of adorable.
I’m so fucking weird
I’m the nicest rude person you’ll ever meet.
I don’t give a fuck about anything but at the same time, I care about a lot.
I hate people but I want to be everyone’s friend.
I hate myself but I’m completely fabulous.
I need help.
"I don’t wear makeup so I don’t have to waste like an hour in front of the mirror every morning hahahaha"
"open books not legs"
"why have tequila shots when you can have tea?"
"As always, late with Starbucks"
"modest is hottest"
"I’m not like those girls”